Sunday, June 28, 2009
7 Wonderful Years!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Recent Jack Quotes
"I didn't sit on his head! I just put my bum where his head was."
"No I have the biggest head!" Fighing with a little boy over whose head is bigger.
"I hope he takes his dog home so we can be nice and comfortable."
"Mommy, will you PLEASE let the kitchen get really dirty so I can see what a cockroach looks like?"
"Mommy, did you know that in a remote corner of my imagination dinasaurs are still alive today?"
"It was blasting fun!"
"That's why I shouldn't have a wee wee!!!" After he accidently peed all over the floor.
"No I have the biggest head!" Fighing with a little boy over whose head is bigger.
"I hope he takes his dog home so we can be nice and comfortable."
"Mommy, will you PLEASE let the kitchen get really dirty so I can see what a cockroach looks like?"
"Mommy, did you know that in a remote corner of my imagination dinasaurs are still alive today?"
"It was blasting fun!"
"That's why I shouldn't have a wee wee!!!" After he accidently peed all over the floor.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Randomness
More St. George
ST. George
Monday, May 18, 2009
Kirsten's Shower
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Beaver D%$#
The other day Jack was playing with a little boy outside who taught him his first cuss word. He must have heard it 7,000 times in the 45 minute period they were playing, because it was burned into Jack's vocabulary. From the moment he came inside he was singing "D%#$ dog, d#$@ dog". I calmly sat him down and explained to him that we do not say that word (I hate, hate, hate swearing, and was very proud of how calm I was) The next few days he tried really hard not to say it, but it always seemed to slip out a few times resulting in sassy spray (a mixture of vinegar and water that we spray in his mouth. He went through a phase where he was getting a lot of soap. We decided to try sassy spray so we weren't poisoning him). After a few days he came to me and said, "Mom, is beaver dam bad?" "No", I said, explaining to him that it's what beavers build in rivers. He was happy with this answer and the rest of the day he kept saying "beaver dam", over and over again. I decided to ignore this and the phase would be over in a few weeks. Then....... I heard him playing outside with some boys when the neighbor dog walked by and he yelled at it "BEAVER DAM DOG!!!!!". Needless to say, we quickly had another talk.
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