"Now that you're fat........"
"Mommy what did you look like before Lily made you fat?"
He saw a V8 commercial that talked about the pounds on the scale falling off if you drink it.
"Lily should drink that so she doesn't make you so fat."
I'm sure there are a lot more to come. I usually just laugh, but sometimes I want to send him to his room. Haha I love that boy. He did tell me that it is just my tummy getting fat and not the rest of my body. I think he was trying to suck up!