Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Jack's April Fools Joke (and other funny Jack stories)




"Hey Mommy, there's a dead man on the floor!" He had placed Buzz light year on the floor. "April Fools! It's just Buzz Light year. Was that funny?" I loved how he thought I was really worried there was a dead man on the floor. I laughed pretty darn hard! I have to admit I was really glad the day was over. A whole day of really bad jokes (that really don't make any sense) really wears on you after a while.
We have been struggling lately with Jack having to go to the bathroom a thousand times after we have put him to bed. The other night I caught him on the toilet yet again. "Jack what are you doing?" "I have to go poop." "You have been on there for 10 minutes. Are you okay?" "Yea, I'm done. I think my bum changed it's mind." I had to leave the room. I was laughing so hard.
We read the family Book of Mormon which highlights certain words that you may not know the definition to. Brendan: "Jack, do you know what a whoredom is?" Jack : "What's a whore bum?" I think I laughed too hard for the age I am. My child has a one track mind, that's for sure!
The other day we saw the sun coming through the dark clouds after the rain. Me : "Hey Jack, doesn't that look like the picture of Jesus when he is coming out of the sky after the big storms and earthquakes?" Jack: "Or it looks like a transformer coming down to earth." A few minutes later. "Mommy, I think you're right. It is Jesus." What a Beautiful Boy. He really is a Child of God. The other day I was watching Oprah where she went to the polygamy compound in Texas. All of the children are so well behaved and quiet. I can't imagine any of them being a class clown. It got me giggling thinking about Jack living there. He would probably be a lost boy at the age of four. (the teenage boys they make run away) I LOVE MY JACK!

8 comments:

Kawa Rangers said...

That's hilarious. I have never thought that my bum had changed it's mind!

Jen said...

LOL, i love all the Jack stories you tell. They make me laugh :)

The Pyne's said...

ruth you guys are the cutest family! What a good mommy you are. Most of the time I swear conner gets on my nerves....I need to learn patience like you!!

The Nolands said...

That is hilarious! kids are great, aren't they?

The Burningham Family said...

I can never get enough jack stories!! I love that kid!

April Elggren Thompson said...

Classic Jack!! Thanks for the laugh. I love that kid!

Tiffany said...

So funny! My favorite was the transformer coming out of the sky... classic :)

Marion said...

I love your Jack too!! I look forward to your blogs that have to do soemthing with Jack. I always know I'll end up laughing.